23 Wednesday Quotes Funny and Motivational

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Wednesday’s are like Mondays in the middle of the week. ~ Lee Fox Williams

The only way I can get through Wednesday is by avoiding people who call it Hump Day. ~ Unknown

Good morning. Part of me is thinking ‘Wow. It’s Wednesday already,’ and the other part is thinking ‘What do you mean, it’s only Wednesday?! ~ Unknown

On Wednesday, when the sky is blue, And I have nothing else to do, I sometimes wonder if it’s true. That who is what and what is who. ~ Winnie the Pooh

On Wednesdays we wear pink. ~ Mean Girls

When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like Sunday, there is something seriously wrong somewhere. ~ John Wyndham

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W-T-F. ~ Unknown

I’ve heard of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, but I’ve never heard of someday. ~ Reverend Ike

Help!!!! Why is Wednesday spelled like That !!!! ~ Blake Shelton

If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays we could wind up with nine day weekends. ~ George Carlin

Wednesdays were the best thing about Atlantis. The middle of the week was a traditional holiday there. Everyone stopped work and celebrated the fact that half the week was over. ~ Walter Moers

This must be the Mondayest Wednesday ever. ~ Unknown

When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday.. no matter what happened Tuesday. ~ Stephen Colbert

To some, it’s Hump Day. To us, it’s Wednesday’s getting its ass kicked and Thursday just asking Friday to switch places. ~ Dwayne Johnson

Heaven knows the difference between Sunday morning and Wednesday afternoon. God longs to speak as clearly in the workplace as he does in the sanctuary. ~ Max Lucado

Wednesday is Latin for ‘Almost Friday’. ~ Unknown

They didn’t want it good, they wanted it Wednesday. ~ Robert A. Heinlein

Each morning is the open door to a new world – new vistas, new aims, new plans, new things… Wednesday morning is no less. ~ Unknown

When people refer to ‘Back in the day,’ it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you. ~ Diana Cook

Wednesday will either make you or break you. You are either on the upward trend or the downward slid to the end of the work week. Give it all you got this Wednesday! ~ Unknown

I think vestigially there’s a synesthete in me, but not like a real one who immediately knows what color Wednesday is. ~ A.S.Byatt

It’s Wednesday! I’m breathing, I’m healthy, I’m truly blessed. I’m grateful for this day. ~ Unknown

Monday for wealth,
Tuesday for health,
Wednesday the best day of all.
Thursday for crosses,
Friday for losses,
Saturday no luck at all. ~ English Proverb