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24 Funny Flirty Knock Knock Jokes

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I love being with you because you make me smile. And when I make you smile, your smile makes me smile.

Everyone is unique. We all have different preferences when it comes to the people we want in our lives, but everyone can agree that they look for positive relationships with individuals who make us laugh and smile.

That is where compatibility comes into play. Do you share the same sense of humor? Do you make each other laugh?

Here are 23 funny, flirty knock knock jokes to share with that special someone in hopes of making them smile if they are just as corny as me!

Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Eyesore. Eyesore who?
Eyesore do like you!

Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Kiss. Kiss who?
Kiss me!

Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Ben. Ben who?
Ben thinking about you all day.

Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Snow. Snow who?
Snow use—I just can’t stop thinking about you.

Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Baby Yoda. Baby Yoda who?
Baby, Yoda one for me!


I love baby Yoda. He’s so cute.

Knock, Knock Who’s there?
Olive. Olive who?
Olive you.

Knock Knock Who’s there?
32! 32 who?
Talk 32 me!

Knock Knock Who’s there?
Adore! Adore who?
Adore is between us, can you open up?

Knock Knock Who’s there?
Mustache! Mustache who?
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!

Knock Knock Who’s there?
Egg! Egg who?
Eggsited to see you!

Knock Knock Who’s there?
Brittany Spears! Brittany Spears who?
Knock, knock…. Oops I did it again.

Knock Knock Who’s there?
Amish! Amish who?
Amish you too!

Knock Knock Who’s there?
Soda! Soda who?
Soda you want to make out?

Knock Knock Who’s there?
Mr. Flintstone! Mr. Flintstone who?
Mr. Flintstone, ’cause I could make your bedrock!

Knock knock! Who’s there?
Wendy. Wendy who?
Wendy you think you’ll ask me out?

Knock knock! Who’s there?
Jamaican. Jamaican who?
Jamaican me want you!

Knock, knock! Who’s there?
De Niro. De Niro who?
De Niro I am to you, the more I like you.

Knock, knock! Who’s there?
Oman. Oman who?
Oman, you are cute!

Knock Knock Who’s there?
Pauline! Pauline Who?
I think I’m Pauline in love with you.

Knock knock! Who’s there?
Aadrvark! Aadrvark who?
Aadrvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles.!

Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Algo. Algo who?
Algo anywhere with you.

Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Mayer. Mayer who?
Mayer days be filled with laughter and love.

Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Hobbits! Hobbits who?
Hobbits going out for a drink later?

Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Gopher. Copher Who?
Gopher me, obviously. 


I hope you’ve enjoyed our list of the best flirty knock knock jokes. If you have a cute one that we missed, please share it with us in the comment section below!

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